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When Blondes Attack

gossipgirlato — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:31:33 +0000

looks like S has some competion in the party place. i know what you’re thinking: who’s the crazy blonde hurricane that recently tore through the upper east side, leaving a mess of destruction in her wake? well upper east siders, gossip girl wondered the same thing, and here’s the dirt: AH showed up from california to surprise DS and it was like a series of ticking time bombs were planted, just waiting to go off. blondie started causing trouble when she got a lapdance from DS, and pulled EG under her spell pretty quickly. loyal gg readers mentioned at least two blow-outs between blondie and DS, but we all know that’s not uncommon for upper eat siders. now for the big news: seems AH got a little too friendly with MD in connecticut. MD, haven’t you learned anything? perky blondes cause drama! and when the secret slipped, TR wasn’t too happy. rumor has it MD made it his mission to run AH out of town, and it seems to have worked – has anyone seen her around since that night? me neither. but it looks like she hasn’t quite disappeared – word is EG might have a mini me in a few months. let’s hope his new favorite blonde, JH, doesn’t have a problem with baby-sitting!

Love and War

gossipgirlato — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:35:02 +0000

Hey people,

Opposites attract but as frienemies? I didn’t think it could happen. Spotted: TR having a small chat in Butter with EE. Started with a friendly chat. At least they know how to act civil at the dinner table. Unlike a certain queen B, or should I say Bee(s), S might object. Speaking of busy bees, haven’t seen much of you lately, B. Come out come our wherever you are. Apparently, someone hit a sore spot talking about MD. Poor little TR got upset and ruined the new table cloth and knocked a salad into the lap of none other than N. Oh dear. TR definitely knows how to make a scene as she stormed out, crying? Minutes later MD was seen picking her up, not to mention, looking good as always. EE must have been in shock as she stayed there for a bit longer. Green is not your color TR, but it looks like you’re dowsed in it.

you know you love me,

xoxo gossip girl

I said, “No, no, yes?”

gossipgirlato — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 06:04:13 +0000

When tragedy strikes, we usually turn to our friends and family, if you have any. However, OL likes to spice it up and cause a stir. Told from an on-looker, she was being taken into an ambulence. RD hopped into the vehicle with her. Shortly after, MD, TR, AD, and DB were piling up the waiting room. Is this a cry for help or a twist for trying to get out of the wedding. We’ve heard of the “Runaway Bride” but this is a little extreme, dear. A few days later, OL was spotted outside of Ostroff in a blonde wig. Looks like someone didn’t want to go that badly on her own. As for anything else, no one’s sure as to why she’s there. We just know it’s not good, of course. Are the best things in life really good? Or are they Juicy? I’ll leave you with that to ponder, loves.

you know you love me,
xoxo gossip girl